The first number is the Cracked. Believers just don't seem to like these verses much. But isn't this a great picture? And, of course, here's the moral of the story.
Lent is here and we here at thefanboyseo. These bible verses can mean a lot of things; they can be something that pertains to death of your enemies, defeating your enemies in non-lethal fashion or just plain badassery. Now imagine delivering this to your enemies with such a wrathful fashion. Then the fire of the Lord fell and consumed the burnt offering and the wood and the stones and the dust, and licked up the water that was in the trench. And Elijah brought them down to the brook Kishon and slaughtered them there. He had a showdown of faith and God made damn sure he won that fight by sending down fire from heaven. He slew those non-believers and like they were goat. Remember that the next time you figure in a fight and you managed to get a jawbone. Praise be to the Lord my rock, who trains my hands for war and my fingers for battle. Touch the mountains and make them smoke.
The Bible has a lot of amazing things hidden deep within its pages. As I was reading my Bible last week, I came across a verse that stopped me dead in my tracks. It was the kind of verse that gives you chills just from the sheer power and authority emanating from the words. The criteria for choosing these was simply to find the verses that really seemed to ooze with unbridled power and authority; the kind of verses that make you stop and marvel at our God of power, and for guys, the ones that you want to quote before rushing into battle! This passage is absolutely mind blowing. God is a powerful Father and this passage really speaks to His love for us. We are so weak and He is so powerful.
When did Sylvester P. Smythe's humor magazine start using such naughty words? We've all been there. You're walking along, minding your own business, when a gang of cocky, young bastards start hurling abuse at you. Most of us would just keep walking, or maybe, yell some insults back or flip them the bird. Invoking the name of God, he summons motherfucking bears to come and claw the shit out of them. Christians are constantly asking for prayer in schools to help get today's kids in line, but we beg to differ.