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Did you know that Inuit people have 50 different words for snow? This list has different names for your junk that makes Womb Broom Any ladies need help cleaning their closet? Ok, that might not make sense, but this is still a good one. Weapon of Ass Destruction This one speaks for itself. Uncle Reamus This probably has British origins. Trouser Snake Sometimes this is a euphemism.